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Natalie Portman wants my sex
written @ 12:32 a.m. on 2002-05-16

Hey buddy boy! Time for another diary entry.

So everyone is watching Star Wars Episode 2 right now, wish i was with them, but seeing how i have work in the morning, i couldnt go. Its one thing to try to fall asleep around 11 and end up falling asleep at 1-1:30, then it is to get home at like 3 from a movie and then fall sleep at like 4 or 5 only to wake up in an hour or so. So im just waiting patiently till friday comes, so i can see it with my work. Pay day is this week, and lucky me, i get mine tomorrow ( technically today ). I think ill go buy me a hooker**.

** = This is obviously a joke, if you know me , then you would know this by now. Dont bother asking me if its true or not, or if thats how i really feel. I would never pay for sex, let alone a nasty skank hoe whos been with a million diseased filled men.

But seriously, im saving up for a car, just not sure what i want to get. I have a few ideas in mind. But enough about money, it makes old people sad.

I hope no one busts a nick and tells me the ending, or any parts to episode 2. Ive been tending to stay away from any news pages/forums/game sites the past few days since they might release some spoilers.

Natalie Portman is hot

*Flips a quarter* Who wants make sex?

haha I really need to stop making late night posts, they turn into a bunch of really weird shit.

Thank you for wasting about 3 minutes of your time! Hoo-Hah!

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