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All the crazy ass women want a piece of me!
written @ 11:13 a.m. on 2002-06-16

Well that was an intersting day yesterday. It was my brothers wedding and i had to dress up all nice in a tux and what not. So i went outside to take pictures with my brother and some old crazy lady told me she wanted to smoke me like a cuban, i got hella scared. Then during the reception some OTHER crazy lady, who think shes a cousin to my aunt or some shit like that, comes over to dance with me. This lady had the most snaggled hair, missing all her teeth but her canines ( whatever the pointy ones are called, i dunno) and was like 400 pounds. I didnt want to be a jerk so i went out there with her and then just stood there. I cant dance so i woudlnt even if i could have. So after the song was done i walked around and talked to people.

So while im sitting there talking with some of my brothers and my old friends, she comes up and tells me, "I know you dont like to dance but you want to go back out there and try?" I told her that i was conversing with friends and that maybe another time would be better. So i walk around and continue to mingle.

Then i go sit down, and about a few hours later she comes and "attacks" me again. This time i tell her my legs hurt and i dont feel like dancing. Well 20 minutes later, my cousin charles puts me in a headlock and drags me out onto the dance floor to dance with him and some girl he brought. So im out there trying to dance, but i look retarded instead. Scary lady wasnt to happy about this so she comes over there and tries to cut in, but thankfully the other girl stepped in and was like, hes with me. So she got all pissed and walked outside for a while.

Fuck that bitch was creepy, no one knew who she was.

But anyways, i did have a few girls glance me the eye and the smile, i guess the nice suit makes me look like a stud or something. Or maybe they were just looking at someone behind me, that sounds more like the reasonable response. The catering girl i know was smiling at me, she was hot. Found out she was a friend of my new sister in-law. So maybe i can get the hook-ups, but i doubt it =P.

But im glad its all over. Now i can get back to a normal work all the time and come home and sit kind of life.

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